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歌手:Weird Al Yankovic 专辑:《StraightOuttaLynwood》 作词: 发行时间:
歌曲:Trapped In The Drive-Thru
歌手:Yankovic
专辑:Straight Outta Lynwood

制作
Album:Straight Outta Lynwood
Yankovic-Trapped In The Drive-Thru
Seven O'Clock in the evening
Watchin somethin' stupid on TV
I'm zoned out on the sofa
When my wife comes in the room and sees me
She says "Is this 'Behind the Music'
With Lynard Skynard?"
And I say "I don't know.
Say, it's gettin' late...watcha wanna do for dinner?
She says "I kinda had a big lunch.
So I'm not super hungry."
I said "Well you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either
But I could eat."
She said "So whadya have in mind?"
I said "I don't know what about you?"
She said "I don't care, if you're hungry, let's eat."
I said "That's what we're gonna do!"
"But first you gotta tell me
What it is you're hungry for!"
And she says "Let me think...
...What's left in our refridgerator?"
I said "Well, there's tuna, I know."
She said "That went bad a week ago!"
I said "Is the chili OK?"
She said "You finished that yesterday!"
I hopped up and I said
"I don't know, do you want to get something delivered?"
She's like "Why would I want to eat liver?
I don't even like liver!"
I'm like "No, I said 'delivered'."
She's like "I heard you say liver!"
I'm like "I should know what I said..."
She's like "Whatever, I just don't want any liver!"
Well I was gonna say something
But my cell phone started to ring
Now who could be callin' me?
Well I checked my caller ID
It was just cousin Larry
Callin' for the third time today...
My wife said "Let it go to voicemail."
I said, "OK."
"Where were we? Oh, Dinner, Right
So what d'ya want to do?"
She said "Why don't you whip up somethin in the kitchen?"
"Yeah," I said, "Why don't you?"
And then she said "Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?"
I says "No"
She says "Yes"
I says "No"
She says "Yes"
I says "No"
She says "Yes...
...Oh, here's your keys"
I step a little bit closer
Say "OK, where ya want to go?"
She says "How about The Ivy?"
I said "Yeah, well I don't know..."
I don't feel like gettin all dressed up
And eatin' expensive food
She's says "Olive Garden?"
I say "Nah, I'm not in the mood...
...And Burrito King would make me gassy
There's no doubt"
She says "Just forget about it"
I said "No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!"
Then I get an idea
I says "I know what we'll do!"
She says "What?"
I say "Guess"
She says "What?"
I say "We're goin' to the drive-thru!"
So we head out the front door
Open the garage door
Then I open the car doors
And we get in those car doors
Put my key in the ignition
And then I turn it sideways
Then we fasten our seat belts
As we pull out the driveway
Then we drive to the drive-thru
Heading off to the drive-thru
We're approaching the drive-thru
Getting close to the drive-thru!
Almost there at the drive-thru
Now we're here at the drive thru
Here in line at the drive-thru
Did I mention the drive-thru?
Well here we are
In the drive-thru line, me and her.
Cars in front of us, cars in back of us.
All just waiting to order
There's some idiot in a Volvo
With his brights on behind me
I lean out the window and scream
"Hey, Whatcha tryin to do, blind me?"
My wife says "Maybe we should park...
...We could just go eat inside."
I said "I'm wearin' bunny slippers
So I ain't leavin' this ride..."
Now a woman on a speaker box
Is sayin' "Can I take your order, please?"
I said "Yes indeed, you certainly can
We'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese."
Then my wife says
"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!
I think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich
Instead, this time"
I said "You always get a cheeseburger!"
She says "That's not what I'm hungry for."
I put my head in my hands and screamed,
"I don't know who you are anymore!"
The voice on the speaker says
"I don't have all day!"
I said "Then, take our order,
And we'll be on our way!
I wanna get a chicken sandwich
And I want a cheeseburger, too
She's like "You want onions on that?"
I'm like "Yeah, I already said that I do...
...Plus we need curly fries
And don't you dare forget it!
And two medium root beers
No, just one, we'll split it."
Then I said "I'm guessin' that
You're probably not too bright...
So read me back my order
Let's make sure you got it right."
She says "One, you want a chicken sandwich.
Two, you want a cheeseburger
Three, curly fries, and a large root beer"
"Stop, don't go no further!"
"I never ordered a large rootbeer
I said medium, not large!"
Then she says "We're havin' a special,
I supersized you at no charge."
"Oh." And that's all
I could say, was "Oh."
And she says "Now there is somethin' else
That I really think you should know.
You can have unlimited refills
For just a quarter more..."
I say "Great, except we're in the drive thru...
So what would I want that for?"
Then she says "Wait a minute
Your voice sounds so familiar...hey, is this Paul?
And my wife is all like "No, that ain't Paul,
Now tell me, who's this Paul?
She says "Oh, he's just some guy
Who goes to school with me.
I sat behind him last year
And I copied off him in Geometry.
I said "I know a guy named Paul.
He used to be my plumber
He was prematurely bald
And he moved to Pittsburgh last summer.
He also had bladder problems
And a really bad infection on his toe."
And she said "Mister, please, you can stop right there,
That's way more than I needed to know!"
And then we both were quiet
And things got real intense
Then she says "Next w
[ti:Trapped In The Drive-Thru]
[ar:Yankovic]
[al:Straight Outta Lynwood]
[by: ]
[00:00.83] 制作
[00:07.07]Album:Straight Outta Lynwood
[00:09.65]Yankovic-Trapped In The Drive-Thru
[00:12.53]
[00:21.91]Seven O'Clock in the evening
[00:23.45]Watchin somethin' stupid on TV
[00:25.09]I'm zoned out on the sofa
[00:27.38]When my wife comes in the room and sees me
[00:30.26]
[00:30.47]She says "Is this 'Behind the Music'
[00:33.55]With Lynard Skynard?"
[00:34.90]And I say "I don't know.
[00:3***9]Say, it's gettin' late...watcha wanna do for dinner?
[00:40.06]
[00:40.52]She says "I kinda had a big lunch.
[00:41.62]So I'm not super hungry."
[00:44.56]I said "Well you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either
[00:46.73]But I could eat."
[00:47.72]
[00:48.08]She said "So whadya have in mind?"
[00:49.85]I said "I don't know what about you?"
[00:52.19]She said "I don't care, if you're hungry, let's eat."
[00:54.89]I said "That's what we're gonna do!"
[00:56.36]
[00:56.75]"But first you gotta tell me
[00:58.41]What it is you're hungry for!"
[01:00.57]And she says "Let me think...
[01:02.89]...What's left in our refridgerator?"
[01:04.93]
[01:05.80]I said "Well, there's tuna, I know."
[01:07.66]She said "That went bad a week ago!"
[01:09.94]I said "Is the chili OK?"
[01:12.04]She said "You finished that yesterday!"
[01:14.26]
[01:14.77]I hopped up and I said
[01:1***2]"I don't know, do you want to get something delivered?"
[01:18.73]She's like "Why would I want to eat liver?
[01:21.64]I don't even like liver!"
[01:23.53]
[01:23.86]I'm like "No, I said 'delivered'."
[01:26.23]She's like "I heard you say liver!"
[01:27.91]I'm like "I should know what I said..."
[01:29.89]She's like "Whatever, I just don't want any liver!"
[01:32.09]
[01:32.53]Well I was gonna say something
[01:34.39]But my cell phone started to ring
[01:36.61]Now who could be callin' me?
[01:38.60]Well I checked my caller ID
[01:40.73]
[01:41.15]It was just cousin Larry
[01:42.94]Callin' for the third time today...
[01:44.83]My wife said "Let it go to voicemail."
[01:47.92]I said, "OK."
[01:49.46]
[01:50.21]"Where were we? Oh, Dinner, Right
[01:52.27]So what d'ya want to do?"
[01:53.96]She said "Why don't you whip up somethin in the kitchen?"
[01:5***4]"Yeah," I said, "Why don't you?"
[01:58.54]
[01:59.03]And then she said "Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?"
[02:02.87]I says "No"
[02:03.71]She says "Yes"
[02:04.13]I says "No"
[02:04.60]She says "Yes"
[02:05.12]I says "No"
[02:05.62]She says "Yes...
[02:06.35]...Oh, here's your keys"
[02:08.00]
[02:08.21]I step a little bit closer
[02:09.95]Say "OK, where ya want to go?"
[02:11.86]She says "How about The Ivy?"
[02:14.15]I said "Yeah, well I don't know..."
[02:16.25]
[02:16.70]I don't feel like gettin all dressed up
[02:19.19]And eatin' expensive food
[02:20.96]She's says "Olive Garden?"
[02:23.05]I say "Nah, I'm not in the mood...
[02:25.13]
[02:25.52]...And Burrito King would make me gassy
[02:28.22]There's no doubt"
[02:29.57]She says "Just forget about it"
[02:31.81]I said "No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!"
[02:33.95]
[02:34.55]Then I get an idea
[02:36.65]I says "I know what we'll do!"
[02:38.75]She says "What?"
[02:39.50]I say "Guess"
[02:39.74]She says "What?"
[02:40.22]I say "We're goin' to the drive-thru!"
[02:42.98]
[02:43.49]So we head out the front door
[02:45.11]Open the garage door
[02:47.55]Then I open the car doors
[02:49.97]And we get in those car doors
[02:51.86]
[02:52.31]Put my key in the ignition
[02:53.99]And then I turn it sideways
[02:56.21]Then we fasten our seat belts
[02:58.40]As we pull out the driveway
[03:00.81]
[03:01.17]Then we drive to the drive-thru
[03:02.91]Heading off to the drive-thru
[03:05.13]We're approaching the drive-thru
[03:07.32]Getting close to the drive-thru!
[03:09.42]
[03:09.81]Almost there at the drive-thru
[03:11.70]Now we're here at the drive thru
[03:13.83]Here in line at the drive-thru
[03:16.08]Did I mention the drive-thru?
[03:18.39]
[03:27.67]Well here we are
[03:29.19]In the drive-thru line, me and her.
[03:31.71]Cars in front of us, cars in back of us.
[03:34.68]All just waiting to order
[03:36.04]
[03:3***5]There's some idiot in a Volvo
[03:38.19]With his brights on behind me
[03:40.39]I lean out the window and scream
[03:42.45]"Hey, Whatcha tryin to do, blind me?"
[03:45.16]
[03:45.54]My wife says "Maybe we should park...
[03:47.56]...We could just go eat inside."
[03:49.66]I said "I'm wearin' bunny slippers
[03:51.91]So I ain't leavin' this ride..."
[03:54.13]
[03:54.39]Now a woman on a speaker box
[03:56.52]Is sayin' "Can I take your order, please?"
[03:58.59]I said "Yes indeed, you certainly can
[04:00.51]We'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese."
[04:02.82]
[04:03.10]Then my wife says
[04:04.62]"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!
[04:07.26]I think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich
[04:10.17]Instead, this time"
[04:11.47]
[04:12.09]I said "You always get a cheeseburger!"
[04:13.80]She says "That's not what I'm hungry for."
[04:16.11]I put my head in my hands and screamed,
[04:18.33]"I don't know who you are anymore!"
[04:20.65]
[04:21.12]The voice on the speaker says
[04:22.84]"I don't have all day!"
[04:25.12]I said "Then, take our order,
[04:26.94]And we'll be on our way!
[04:29.56]
[04:29.95]I wanna get a chicken sandwich
[04:31.99]And I want a cheeseburger, too
[04:34.09]She's like "You want onions on that?"
[04:36.22]I'm like "Yeah, I already said that I do...
[04:38.29]
[04:38.65]...Plus we need curly fries
[04:40.62]And don't you dare forget it!
[04:43.14]And two medium root beers
[04:45.49]No, just one, we'll split it."
[04:47.65]
[04:48.00]Then I said "I'm guessin' that
[04:49.69]You're probably not too bright...
[04:52.03]So read me back my order
[04:54.16]Let's make sure you got it right."
[04:56.02]
[04:56.25]She says "One, you want a chicken sandwich.
[04:58.51]Two, you want a cheeseburger
[05:00.54]Three, curly fries, and a large root beer"
[05:03.72]"Stop, don't go no further!"
[05:05.20]
[05:05.49]"I never ordered a large rootbeer
[05:07.36]I said medium, not large!"
[05:09.16]Then she says "We're havin' a special,
[05:11.83]I supersized you at no charge."
[05:13.87]
[05:14.17]"Oh." And that's all
[05:16.91]I could say, was "Oh."
[05:18.11]And she says "Now there is somethin' else
[05:20.24]That I really think you should know.
[05:22.43]
[05:22.94]You can have unlimited refills
[05:24.86]For just a quarter more..."
[05:26.78]I say "Great, except we're in the drive thru...
[05:29.36]So what would I want that for?"
[05:31.19]
[05:31.61]Then she says "Wait a minute
[05:33.62]Your voice sounds so familiar...hey, is this Paul?
[05:36.77]And my wife is all like "No, that ain't Paul,
[05:39.41]Now tell me, who's this Paul?
[05:41.25]
[05:41.75]She says "Oh, he's just some guy
[05:43.58]Who goes to school with me.
[05:45.68]I sat behind him last year
[05:47.81]And I copied off him in Geometry.
[05:50.93]I said "I know a guy named Paul.
[05:52.59]He used to be my plumber
[05:54.72]He was prematurely bald
[05:56.94]And he moved to Pittsburgh last summer.
[05:59.07]
[05:59.22]He also had bladder problems
[06:01.35]And a really bad infection on his toe."
[06:03.24]And she said "Mister, please, you can stop right there,
[06:06.01]That's way more than I needed to know!"
[06:07.86]
[06:08.14]And then we both were quiet
[06:10.24]And things got real intense
[06:12.46]Then she says "Next w

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