冰河世纪3_Egg Roll歌词 Egg RollLRC歌词

[ti:as the world turns]
[ar:eminem]
[al:The Slim Shady]
[by:http://]
[offset:500]
[Chorus: Repeat 2X]
[00:10.87]I dont know why this world keep turning
[00:15.33]Round and Round
[00:18.60]But I wish it would stop, and let me off right now
[00:20.53]I dont know why this world keep turning
[00:22.97]Round and Round
[00:27.67]But I wish it would stop, and let me off right now
[00:12.09]Yes man
[00:14.26]As the World Turns
[00:16.70]We all experience things in life
[00:19.08]Trials and Tribulations
[00:20.92]That we all must go through
[00:23.38]When someone wants to test us
[00:25.65]When someone tries our patience
[Eminem]
[00:30.29]I hang with a bunch of hippies
[00:31.52]and wacky tobacco planters
[00:32.61]Who swallow lit roaches
[00:33.91]and light up like jack-o-lanterns
[00:35.25]Outsiders baby, and we suing the courts
[00:37.37]Cuz we're dope as **** and only get a 2 in the source
[00:39.89]They never should've booted me out of reform school
[00:42.48]Deformed fool,takin a shit in a warm pool
[00:45.03]They threw me out the Ramada Inn
[00:46.62]I said it wasn't me, I got a twin (Oh my god its you! Not again!)
[00:50.27]It all started when my mother took my bike away
[00:52.57]Cuz I murdered my guinea pig and stuck him in the microwave
[00:55.23]After that, It was straight to the 40 ouncers
[00:57.44]Slappin teachers, and jackin off in front of my counselors
[01:00.19]Class clown freshman, dressed like Les Nessman
[01:02.55]**** the next lesson, I'll past the test guessin
[01:05.03]And all the other kids said Eminem's a dishead,
[01:07.48]He'll never last, the only class he'll pass is phys ed
[01:10.09]May be true, till I told this bitch in gym class
[01:12.40]That she was too fat to swim laps, she needed Slim Fast (Who Me?)
[01:15.04]Yeah bitch you so big you walked into big Tanny's and stepped on Jenny Craig
[01:19.89]She picked me up to snap me like a skinny twig
[01:22.15]Put me in the headlock, then I thought of my guinea pig
[01:24.78]I felt the evilness and started transformin (RARRRR!)
[01:27.60]It began storming, I heard a bunch of cheering fans swarming
[01:30.37]Grabbed that bitch by her hair
[01:31.76]Drug her across the ground
[01:32.73]And took her up to the highest diving board and tossed her down
[01:35.09]Sorry coach, its too late to tell me stop
[01:37.09]While I drop this bitch face down and watch her belly flop
[01:39.70]
[01:40.19][Chorus]
[01:40.78]
[01:42.45]As the World Turns
[01:43.52]These are the days of our lives
[01:46.50]These are the things that we must go through
[01:48.94]Day by day
[01:49.62]
[01:50.08][Eminem]
[01:50.42]We drive around in million dollar sports cars
[01:52.06]While little kids hide this tape from their parents like bad report cards
[01:54.76]Outsiders, and we suing the courts
[01:56.87]Cuz we dope as **** and only get a 2 in The Source
[01:59.56]Hypercondriac, hanging out at the laundromat
[02:02.01]Where all the raunchy fat white trashy blondes be at
[02:04.68]Dressed like a sailor, standin by a pale of garbage
[02:07.12]Its almost dark and I'm still tryna nail a trailor park bitch
[02:09.63]I met a slut and said "What up, its nice to meet ya"
[02:11.93]I'd like to treat ya to a Faygo and a slice of pizza
[02:14.22]But I'm broke as **** and I don't get paid till the first of next month
[02:16.86]But if you care to join me, I was bout to roll this next blunt
[02:19.52]But I aint got no weed, no phillies, or no papers
[02:21.87]Plus I'm a rapist and a repeated prison escapist
[02:24.18]So gimme all your money
[02:25.72]And don't try nothin funny
[02:26.89]Cuz you know your stinkin ass is too fat to try to outrun me
[02:29.36]I went to grab my gun
[02:30.74]Thats when her ass put it on me
[02:32.05]Wit an uppercut and hit me with a basket of laundry
[02:34.29]I fell through the glass doors
[02:35.99]Started causin a scene
[02:36.95]Then slid across the floor and flew right into a washin machine
[02:39.43]Jumped up with a broken back
[02:41.06]Thank god I was smokin crack all day
[02:43.15]And doped up off coke and smack
[02:44.78]All I wanted to do was rape the bitch and snatch her purse
[02:47.02]Now I wanna kill her
[02:47.88]But so I gotta catch her first
[02:49.67]Ran through Rally's parkin lot and took a shortcut
[02:51.77]Saw the house she ran up in
[02:53.15]And shot her ****in porch up
[02:54.34]Kicked the door down to murder this divorced slut
[02:56.60]Looked around the room
[02:57.78]Thats when I seen the bedroom door shut
[02:59.29]I know you're in there bitch! I got my gun cocked!
[03:01.65]You might as well come out now
[03:02.85]She said "Come in, its unlocked!"
[03:04.28]I walked in and all I smelled was Liz Claiborne
[03:06.34]And seen her spread across the bed naked watchin gay porn
[03:08.96]She said "Come her big boy, lets get acquainted"
[03:11.51]I turned around to run, twisted my ankle and sprained it
[03:13.85]She came at me at full speed, nothin could stop her
[03:16.27]I shot her five times and every bullet bounced off her
[03:18.98]I started to beg "No, please let go"
[03:21.29]But she swallowed my ****in leg whole like an egg roll
[03:23.73]With one leg left, now I'm hoppin around crippled
[03:26.24]I grabbed my pocket knife and sliced off her right nipple
[03:28.83]Just trying to buy me some time, then I remembered this magic trick
[03:31.32]Den Den Den Den Den Den, Go go gadget dick!
[03:33.96]Whipped that shit out, and aint no doubt about it
[03:36.19]It hit the ground and caused an earthquake and power outage
[03:38.89]I shouted "Now bitch, lets see who gets the best!"
[03:41.22]Stuffed that shit in crooked and ****ed that fat slut to death (Ahh!! Ahhh!)
[03:43.79]Come here bitch!
[03:45.92]Come here!
[03:47.23]Take this mother****in dick!
[03:47.92]Bitch, come here!
[03:48.73]
[03:49.27][Chorus to fade]
[03:49.98]And as we go along
[03:51.35]Throughout the days of our lives
[03:57.79]We all face small obstacles and challenges everyday
[04:00.56]That we must go through
[04:01.33]These are the things that surround us through our atmosphere
[04:09.11]Every day
[04:11.02]Every single day the world keeps turning
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