School Boy Humor_Please Stand Up歌词 Please Stand UpLRC歌词

[ti:real slim shady]\r
[ar:eminem ]\r
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[by:]\r
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[00:03]May I have your attention please,\r
[00:06]may I have your attention please\r
[00:09]will the real slim shady please stand up,\r
[00:12]I repeat\r
[00:13]will the real slim shady please stand up.....\r
[00:17]were gonna have a problem here.........\r
[00:18]Yall act like you never seen a white person before\r
[00:20]jaws all on the floor\r
[00:21]like pam and tommy just burst in the door\r
[00:23]and started whoopin her ass worse than before\r
[00:25]they first were divorced\r
[00:26]throwing her over furniture (aaaaaah)\r
[00:27]Its the return of the...\r
[00:28]\"a.wait, no wait, youre kidding,\r
[00:30]he didnt just say what I think he did,\r
[00:31]did he?\"\r
[00:32]and Dr. Dre said...\r
[00:33]nothing you idiots, Dr Dres dead\r
[00:36]hes locked in my bassment\r
[00:37]feminist women love eminem\r
[00:38]chicka chicka chicka slim shady,\r
[00:40]\"Im sick of him, lookit him\r
[00:41]walkin around, grabbin his you know what\r
[00:43]flippin to you know who\"\r
[00:44]\"yeah, but hes so cute though\"\r
[00:46]yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose\r
[00:48]but no worse than whats goin on in your parents bedroom (eheheheh)\r
[00:50]sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose\r
[00:53]but cant, but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose\r
[00:55]My bum is on your lips, My bum is on your lips\r
[00:57]and if Im lucky, you might just give it a little kiss\r
[01:00]and thats the message that we deliver to little kids\r
[01:01]and expect them not to know what a womans clitoris is\r
[01:04]of course theyre gonna know what intercourse is\r
[01:06]by the time they hit 4th grade\r
[01:08]they got the discovery channel, dont they?\r
[01:09]we aint nothing but mammals\r
[01:11]well, some of us cannibals\r
[01:12]who cut other people open like cantelopes\r
[01:13]but if we can hump dead animals and antelopes\r
[01:16]then theres no reason that a man and another man cant elope\r
[01:18]but if you feel like I feel, I got the antedote\r
[01:20]women wave your pantehose, sing the chorus and it goes..............\r
[01:23]Im Slim Shady, yes, Im the real Shady\r
[01:24]all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating\r
[01:27]so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up\r
[01:31]cause Im Slim Shady, yes, Im the real Shady\r
[01:34]all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating\r
[01:36]so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up\r
[01:41]Will Smith dont got to cuss in his raps to sell records\r
[01:42]well I do, so **** him and **** you too\r
[01:45]you think I give a damn about a grammy\r
[01:47]half of you critics cant even stomach me, let alone stand me\r
[01:50]\"but slim, what if you win, wouldnt it be weird\"\r
[01:52]why? so you guys can just lie to get me here\r
[01:54]so you can sit me here next to britney spears\r
[01:56]shit,Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs\r
[01:59]so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst\r
[02:01]and hear em argue over who she gave head to first\r
[02:03]little bitch, put me on blast on MTV\r
[02:06]\"yeah, hes cute, but I think hes married to Kim, hee hee\"\r
[02:08]I should download her audio on MP3\r
[02:10]and show the world how you gave eminem VD (aaaaaah)\r
[02:13]Im sick of you little girl and boy groups\r
[02:15]all you do is annoy me\r
[02:16]so I have been sent here to destroy you\r
[02:17]and theres a million of us just like me\r
[02:19]who cuss like me, who just dont give a **** like me\r
[02:22]who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me\r
[02:24]and just might be the next best thing, but not quite me.................\r
[02:26]Im Slim Shady, yes, Im the real Shady\r
[02:29]all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating\r
[02:31]so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up\r
[02:35]cause Im Slim Shady, yes, Im the real Shady\r
[02:38]all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating\r
[02:40]so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up\r
[02:45]Im like a head trip to listen to\r
[02:46]cause Im only givin you things\r
[02:47]you joke about with your friends inside you livin room\r
[02:49]the only difference is I got the balls to say it\r
[02:51]in front of yall and I aint gotta be false or sugar coated at all\r
[02:54]I just get on the mic and spit it\r
[02:56]and whether you like to admit it (riiip)\r
[02:58]I just shit it better than 90% you rappers out can\r
[03:00]then you wonder how can\r
[03:02]kids eat up these albums like valiums\r
[03:03]its funny,cause at the rate Im going when Im thirty\r
[03:05]Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirting\r
[03:07]pinchin nurses asses when Im jackin off with jergens\r
[03:10]and Im jerkin but this whole bag of viagra isnt working\r
[03:12]in every single person theres a slim shady lurkin\r
[03:14]he could be workin at burger king, spittin on your onion rings\r
[03:17]or in the parking lot, circling, screamin I dont give a ****\r
[03:19]with his windows down and his system up\r
[03:22]so will the real shady please stand up\r
[03:23]and put 1 of those fingers on each hand up\r
[03:26]and be proud to be outta your mind and outta control\r
[03:28]and 1 more time, loud as you can, how does it go? .................\r
[03:30]Im Slim Shady, yes, Im the real Shady\r
[03:33]all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating\r
[03:35]so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up\r
[03:39]cause Im Slim Shady, yes, Im the real Shady\r
[03:42]all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating\r
[03:44]so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up\r
[03:48]cause Im Slim Shady, yes, Im the real Shady\r
[03:51]all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating\r
[03:54]so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up\r
[03:58]cause Im Slim Shady, yes, Im the real Shady\r
[04:00]all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating\r
[04:03]so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up\r
[04:08]haha guess its a slim shady in all of us........\r
[04:14]**** it lets all stand up\r
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