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Eminem - The Slim Shady LP - Role model\r
[00:01.00]OK, Im going to attempt to drown myself\r
[00:03.00]You can try this at home\r
[00:05.00]You can be just like me!\r
[00:16.00]Mic check one two.. we recordin?\r
[00:18.00]Im cancerous, so when I diss you wouldnt wanna answer this\r
[00:22.00]If you responded back with a battle rap you wrote for Canibus\r
[00:25.00]I strangled you to death then I choked you again\r
[00:27.00]Then break your ****in legs till your bones poke through your skin\r
[00:30.00]You beef wit me, Ima even the score equally\r
[00:32.00]Take you on Jerry Springer, and beat yer ass legally\r
[00:35.00]I get you blunted off of funny home grown\r
[00:37.00]Cause when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono\r
[00:40.00](Ohh no!!) So if I said I never did drugs\r
[00:42.00]That would mean I lie AND get ****ed more than the President does\r
[00:45.00]Hillary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert\r
[00:48.00]I ripped her ****in tonsils out and fed her sherbet (Bitch!)\r
[00:51.00]My nerves hurt, and lately Im on edge\r
[00:53.00]Grabbed Vanilla Ice and ripped out his blonde dreads (**** you!)\r
[00:56.00]Every girl I ever went out wit is goin lez\r
[00:58.00]Follow me and do exactly what the song says:\r
[01:01.00]smoke weed, take pills, drop outta school, kill people and drink\r
[01:04.00]And jump behind the wheel like it was still legal\r
[01:07.00]Im dumb enough to walk in a store and steal\r
[01:09.00]So Im dumb enough to ask for a date with Lauryn Hill\r
[01:11.00]Some people only see that Im white, ignorin skill\r
[01:14.00]Cause I stand out like a green hat with a orange bill\r
[01:16.00]But I dont get pissed, yall dont even see through the mist\r
[01:19.00]How the **** can I be white, I dont even exist\r
[01:21.00]I get a clean shave, bathe, go to a rave\r
[01:24.00]Die from an overdose and dig myself up out of my grave\r
[01:27.00]My middle finger wont go down, how do I wave?\r
[01:29.00]And this is how Im supposed to teach kids how to behave?\r
[01:32.00]Now follow me and do exactly what you see\r
[01:34.00]Dont you wanna grow up to be just like me!\r
[01:37.00]I slap women and eat shrooms then O.D.\r
[01:40.00]Now dont you wanna grow up to be just like me!\r
[01:42.00]Me and Marcus Allen went over to see Nicole\r
[01:45.00]When we heard a knock at the door, must have been Ron Gold\r
[01:47.00]Jumped behind the door, put the orgy on hold\r
[01:50.00]Killed em both and smeared blood in a white Bronco (we did it!)\r
[01:53.00]My mind wont work if my spine dont jerk\r
[01:55.00]I slapped Garth Brooks out of his Rhinestone shirt\r
[01:58.00]Im not a player just a ill rhyme sayer\r
[02:00.00]Thatll spray an Aerosol can up at the ozone layer (psssssssh)\r
[02:03.00]My rap styles warped, Im runnin out the morgue\r
[02:06.00]witcha dead grandmothers corpse to throw it on your porch\r
[02:08.00]Jumped in a Chickenhawk cartoon wit a cape on\r
[02:11.00]And beat up Foghorn Leghorn with an acorn\r
[02:14.00]Im bout as normal as Norman Bates, with deformative traits\r
[02:17.00]A premature birth that was four minutes late\r
[02:19.00]Mother.. are you there? I love you\r
[02:21.00]I never meant to hit you over the head with that shovel\r
[02:24.00]Will someone explain to my brain that I just severed\r
[02:27.00]a main vein with a chainsaw and Im in pain?\r
[02:29.00]I take a breather and sighed; either Im high, or Im nuts\r
[02:32.00]Cause if you aint tiltin this room, neither am I\r
[02:34.00]So when you see your mom with a thermometer shoved in her ass\r
[02:37.00]Then it probably is obvious I got it on with her\r
[02:40.00]Cause when I drop this solo shit its over with\r
[02:42.00]I bought Cages tape, opened it, and dubbed over it\r
[02:45.00]I came to the club drunk with a fake ID\r
[02:47.00]Dont you wanna grow up to be just like me!\r
[02:50.00]Ive been with 10 women who got HIV\r
[02:52.00]Now dont you wanna grow up to be just like me!\r
[02:55.00]I got genital warts and it burns when I pee\r
[02:58.00]Dont you wanna grow up to be just like me!\r
[03:00.00]I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree\r
[03:03.00]You probably wanna grow up to be just like me!!!\r
[20:00.00]?by Stane?& Mla餫\r
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