Nat King Cole_Love Me As Though There Were No Tom..歌词 Love Me As Though There Were No Tom..LRC歌词

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[00:02.85]Eminem---The Real Slim Shady\r
[00:03.26]May I have your attention please?\r
[00:06.28]May I have your attention please?\r
[00:09.15]Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?\r
[00:11.51]I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?\r
[00:17.29]Were gonna have a problem here\r
[00:18.54]Yall act like ya never seen a white person before\r
[00:20.73]Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door\r
[00:23.89]And started whooping her ass worse than before\r
[00:26.14]They first were divorce, throwin?her over furniture (Ahh!)\r
[00:27.70]Its the return of the...\r
[00:28.98]\"Ah, wait, no way, youre kidding, \r
[00:29.81]he just didnt say what I think he did, did he?\"\r
[00:32.63]And Dr. Dre said...\r
[00:34.22]Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dres dead, hes locked in my basement!\r
[00:36.92](Ha-ha!)\r
[00:37.45]Feminist women love Eminem\r
[00:38.35]\"{*Eminems vocal turntable*} Slim Shady, Im sick of him\r
[00:41.26]Look at him, walking around grabbing his you-know-what\r
[00:43.66]Flipping the you-know-who, yeah, but hes so cute though\"\r
[00:46.08]Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose\r
[00:48.39]But no worse than whats going on in your parents bedrooms\r
[00:50.54]Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but cant\r
[00:53.25]But its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose\r
[00:55.27]\"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips\"\r
[00:57.51]And if Im lucky, you might just give it a little kiss\r
[01:00.12]And thats the message that we deliver to little kids\r
[01:02.01]And expect them not to know what a womans clitoris is\r
[01:04.36]Of course they gonna know what intercourse is\r
[01:06.28]By the time they hit fourth grade\r
[01:07.60]They got the Discovery Channel dont they?\r
[01:08.59]\"We aint nothing but mammals\"\r
[01:10.33]Well, some of us cannibals\r
[01:13.47]Who cut other people open like cantaloupes\r
[01:13.80]But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes\r
[01:16.21]Then theres no reason that a man and another man cant elope\r
[01:18.68]But if you feel like I feel, I got the anecdote\r
[01:20.85]Women wave your panty-hoes, sing the chorus and it goes\r
[03:50.22][03:31.19][02:27.31][01:22.91] Im Slim Shady, yes Im the real Shady\r
[03:52.14][03:33.81][02:28.13][01:25.21] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating\r
[03:54.55][03:35.94][02:29.43][01:27.33] So wont the real Slim Shady please stand up?\r
[03:56.80][03:38.36][02:32.57][01:29.77] Please stand up, please stand up\r
[03:58.51][03:40.11][02:35.35][01:31.52]\r
[03:59.19][03:40.93][02:36.66][01:32.36] Cuz Im Slim Shady, yes Im the real Shady\r
[04:01.33][03:42.82][02:38.58][01:34.40] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating\r
[04:03.32][03:45.04][02:40.80][01:36.60] So wont the real Slim Shady please stand up?\r
[04:05.90][03:47.53][02:43.26][01:38.91] Please stand up, please stand up\r
[01:39.69]\r
[01:41.34]Will Smith dont gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records\r
[01:43.55]Well I do so \"**** him and **** you too!\"\r
[01:45.80]You think I give a damn about a Grammy?\r
[01:47.73]Half of you critics cant even stomach me let alone stand me\r
[01:50.49]\"But Slim, what if you win, wouldnt it be weird?\"\r
[01:52.82]Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here\r
[01:54.70]So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears\r
[01:56.98]Shit Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs\r
[01:59.63]So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst\r
[02:02.03]And hear them argue over who she gave head to first\r
[02:04.21]You little bitch, put me on blast on MTV\r
[02:06.30]\"Yeah, hes cute, but I think hes married to Kim, hee-hee\"\r
[02:08.60]I should download her audio on MP3 and show the whole world\r
[02:10.90]how you gave Eminem VD\r
[02:13.53]Im sick of you little girl and boy groups\r
[02:15.61]All you do is annoy me so I have been sent here to destroy you\r
[02:18.34]And theres a million of us just like me\r
[02:20.10]Who cuss like me; who just dont give a **** like me\r
[02:22.24]Who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me\r
[02:24.45]And just might be the next best thing but not quite me!\r
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[02:45.63]Im like a head trip to listen to cuz Im only giving you\r
[02:47.92]Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room\r
[02:50.37]The only difference is I got the balls to say it\r
[02:52.20]In front of yall and I dont gotta be frost or sugar coated at all\r
[02:55.48]I just get on a mic and spit it and whether you like to admit it\r
[02:58.22]I just shitted better than 90 percent of you rappers out there\r
[03:01.34]Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums\r
[03:03.91]Its funny cuz at the rate Im going when Im 30\r
[03:06.09]Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirting\r
[03:08.54]Pinching nurses asses when Im jacking off with Jergens\r
[03:11.38]And Im jerkin?but this whole bag of Viagra isnt working\r
[03:13.26]And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking\r
[03:15.34]He could be working at Burger King spitting on your onion rings\r
[03:17.68]Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming \"I dont give a ****!\"\r
[03:21.02]With his windows down and his system up\r
[03:22.52]So, will the real Shady please stand up?\r
[03:25.18]And put one of those fingers on each hand up?\r
[03:26.78]And be proud to be outta ya mind and outta control\r
[03:29.00]And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?\r
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[04:09.30]Ha ha\r
[04:10.64]Guess theres a Slim Shady in all of us\r
[04:16.87]**** it, lets all stand up\r
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