Raptile_At The Office Skit歌词 At The Office SkitLRC歌词

[ti:criminal]\r
[ar:eminem]\r
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[00:05.09]A Lot Of People Ask Me Stupid ****in Questions\r
[00:08.87]A Lot Of People Think That What I Say On Records \r
[00:12.37]Or What I Talk About On A Record That I Actually Do In Real Life \r
[00:25.92][00:17.37]Or That I Believe In It \r
[00:20.06]Or If I Say That I Wanna Kill Somebody That \r
[00:23.32]Im Actually Gonna Do It \r
[00:28.89]Well Shit If You Believe That \r
[00:32.70]Then Ill Kill You\r
[00:35.58]You Know Why \r
[00:37.52]Cuz Im A\r
[04:32.78][03:54.78][03:18.12][02:20.90][02:02.05][00:56.10][00:37.71]\r
[00:38.11] Criminal\r
[00:42.45]Criminal\r
[00:45.58]You God Damn Right\r
[03:17.53][00:46.99]Im A Criminal\r
[00:51.56]Yeah Im A Criminal\r
[00:56.74] Eminem\r
[00:57.15]My Words Are Like A Dagger With A Jagged Edge \r
[00:58.68]Thatll Stab You In The Head \r
[00:59.97]Whether Youre A Fag Or Lez \r
[01:01.22]Or The Homosex Hermaph Or A Trans A Vest \r
[01:03.37]Pants Or Dress Hate Fags The Answers Yes \r
[01:05.84]Homophobic Nah Youre Just Heterophobic \r
[01:08.23]Starin At My Jeans Watchin My Genitals Bulgin Ooh \r
[01:10.45]Thats My Mother****in Balls Youd Better Let Go Of Em \r
[01:13.01]They Belong In My Scrotum Youll Never Get Hold Of Em \r
[01:15.35]Hey Its Me Versace \r
[01:16.54]Whoops Somebody Shot Me \r
[01:17.73]And I Was Just Checkin The Mail \r
[01:19.13]Get It Checkin The male \r
[01:20.39]How Many Records You Expectin To Sell \r
[01:22.38]After Your Second Lp Sends You Directly To Jail \r
[01:24.74]Cmon Relax Guy I Like Gay Men \r
[01:27.02]Right Ken Give Me An Amen Aaa Men \r
[01:29.81]Please Lord This Boy Needs Jesus \r
[01:32.03]Heal This Child Help Us Destroy These Demons \r
[01:34.60]Oh And Please Send Me A Brand New Car \r
[01:36.56]And A Prostitute While My Wifes Sick In The Hospital \r
[01:39.03]Preacher Preacher Fifth Grade Teacher \r
[01:41.28]You Cant Reach Me My Mom Cant Neither \r
[01:44.06]You Cant Teach Me A Goddamn Thing Cause \r
[01:46.18]I Watch Tv And Comcast Cable \r
[01:48.41]And You Aint Able To Stop These Thoughts \r
[01:50.84]You Cant Stop Me From Toppin These Charts \r
[01:53.19]And You Cant Stop Me From Droppin Each March \r
[01:55.43]With A Brand New Cd For These ****in Retards \r
[01:57.79]Duhhh And To Think Its Just Little Ol Me \r
[01:59.94]Mr Dont Give A **** Still Wont Leave\r
[02:02.42] Chorus Eminem Repeat 2x \r
[04:51.91][04:42.27][04:33.43][02:11.67][02:02.83] Im A Criminal \r
[05:01.60][04:52.38][04:42.64][04:34.27][02:12.40][02:03.58]Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think Its A Crime \r
[05:04.11][04:54.48][04:44.90][04:35.65][02:14.65][02:05.92]To Tell Em Whats On My Mind I Guess Im A Criminal \r
[05:06.08][04:56.57][04:47.17][04:37.90][02:16.76][02:07.64]But I Dont Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird \r
[05:08.36][04:59.25][04:49.56][04:40.19][02:18.93][02:09.73]And Keep Goin I Dont Take Shit From No One\r
[02:21.20]Eminem \r
[02:21.67]My Mother Did Drugs Tar Liquor Cigarettes And Speed \r
[02:23.28]The Baby Came Out Disfigured Ligaments Indeed \r
[02:25.58]It Was A Seed Who Would Grow Up Just As Crazy As She \r
[02:27.94]Dont Dare Make Fun Of That Baby Cause That Baby Was Me \r
[02:30.16]Im A Criminal An Animal Caged Who Turned Crazed \r
[02:32.88]But How The **** You Sposed To Grow Up When You Werent Raised \r
[02:35.34]So As I Got Older And I Got A Lot Taller \r
[02:37.59]My Dick Shrunk Smaller But My Balls Got Larger \r
[02:40.01]I Drink Malt Liquor To **** You Up Quicker \r
[02:42.10]Than Youd Wanna **** Me Up For Sayin The Word \r
[02:44.60]My Morals Went Thhbbpp When The President Got Oral \r
[02:46.98]Sex In His Oval Office On Top Of His Desk \r
[02:49.22]Off Of His Own Employee \r
[02:50.21]Now Dont Ignore Me You Wont Avoid Me \r
[02:51.61]You Cant Miss Me Im White Blonde Haired \r
[02:53.42]And My Nose Is Pointy \r
[02:54.30]Im The Bad Guy Who Makes Fun Of People That Die \r
[02:56.26]In Plane Crashes And Laughs \r
[02:57.61]As Long As It Aint Happened To Him \r
[02:59.13]Slim Shady Im As Crazy As Em \r
[03:00.84]Inem And Kim Combined Kch The Maniacs In \r
[03:02.96]Replacin The Doctor Cause Dre Couldnt Make It Today \r
[03:05.49]Hes A Little Under The Weather So Im Takin His Place \r
[03:08.00]Mm Mm Mmm Oh Thats Dre With An Ak To His Face \r
[03:10.21]Dont Make Me Kill Him Too And Spray His Brains All Over The Place \r
[03:12.77]I Told You Dre You Shouldve Kept That Thang Put Away \r
[03:15.13]I Guess Thatll Teach You Not To Let Me Play With It Eh \r
[03:19.75]Interlude Skit \r
[03:21.75]Aight Look Uh Huh Just Go Up In That Mother****er \r
[03:24.35]Get The Mother****in Money And Get The **** Up Outta There \r
[03:26.76]\/Em Aight \/Ill Be Right Here Waitin On You \r
[03:28.57]Em Aight \r
[03:29.43]Yo Em \r
[03:30.23]Em What \r
[03:30.70]Dont Kill Nobody This Time \r
[03:32.08]Em Awwright God Damn **** \r
[03:35.04]Whistling How You Doin \r
[03:40.51]Teller Hi How Can I Help You \r
[03:41.80]Eminem Yeah I Need To Make A Withdrawl \r
[03:43.27]Teller Okay \r
[03:45.69]Eminem Put The ****in Money In The Bag Bitch \r
[03:46.64]And I Wont Kill You \r
[03:48.06]Teller What Oh My God Dont Kill Me \r
[03:49.04]Eminem Im Not Gonna Kill You Bitch Quit Lookin Around \r
[03:50.31]Teller Dont Kill Me Please Dont Kill Me \r
[03:51.02]Eminem I Said Im Not Gonna ****in Kill You \r
[03:52.55]Hurry The **** Up Boom Thank You \r
[03:55.19] Eminem \r
[03:55.59]Windows Tinted On My Ride When I Drive In It \r
[03:57.27]So When I Rob A Bank Run Out And Just Dive In It \r
[03:59.81]So Ill Be Disguised In It \r
[04:01.35]And If Anybody Identifies The Guy In It \r
[04:03.32]Ill Hide For Five Minutes \r
[04:04.57]Come Back Shoot The Eyewitness \r
[04:06.66]Fire At The Private Eye Hired To Pry In My Business \r
[04:09.21]Die Bitches Bastards Brats Pets \r
[04:11.72]This Puppys Lucky I Didnt Blast His Ass Yet \r
[04:14.06]If I Ever Gave A **** Id Shave My Nuts \r
[04:16.20]Tuck My Dick Inbetween My Legs And Cluck \r
[04:18.76]You Mother****in Chickens Aint Brave Enough \r
[04:20.96]To Say The Stuff I Say So This Tape Is Shut \r
[04:23.67]Shit Half The Shit I Say I Just Make It Up \r
[04:25.61]To Make You Mad So Kiss My White Naked Ass \r
[04:27.96]And If Its Not A Rapper That I Make It As \r
[04:30.47]Bima Be A ****in Rapist In A Jason Mask\r
[04:33.05]Chorus 2x\r
[05:10.33][05:01.09]Im A Criminal \r
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