EVE_Mad About U歌词 Mad About ULRC歌词

[ti:Get U Mad]\r
[ar:Eminem]\r
[al:Double]\r
[by:]\r
[offset:500]\r
Yo.. yo! (* Eminem hachs up spit *)\r
Mic check.. (My dick!)\r
Testing.. one, two (* Eminem hach-spits on mic *)\r
[00:00.14]Ffff-****.. (My dick!) My nuts..\r
[00:04.49]My attitude is worse than NWAs was\r
[00:06.09]Ill battle you over stupid shit and diss people\r
[00:08.78]who aint have shit to do with it, \r
[00:09.91]like Cool J does (My tattoo!)\r
[00:10.90]You see me standin outside of your buildin; \r
[00:13.01]screamin,\r
[00:13.63]\"Puffy is good, (HEY!) \r
[00:14.25]but Slim Shady is for the children!\" (WAIT!)\r
[00:16.33]I look at my life in a new light\r
[00:17.74]**** it\r
[00:18.40]Give me two mics; I write songs for me\r
[00:20.30]**** what you like\r
[00:21.11]Youre probably hear me rap half-hearted; \r
[00:23.08]cause I dont like rap anyway\r
[00:24.13]Im just tryin to get my porno career started\r
[00:26.27]Every place and event.. +Been There, Done That+\r
[00:29.36]Shit, Dre stuck me in a suitcase when he went\r
(* zipper sound *) \"Come on, lets go!\"\r
[00:31.89]Want a deal? Study these 5 chapters\r
[00:33.98]Lesson One: Throw demos as hard \r
[00:35.93]as you can at signed rappers\r
[00:37.12]Lesson Two: Face em and diss em (whattup dog?)\r
[00:39.06]Dont give em a demo; kidnap em (I want you to come with me)\r
[00:40.93]and make em come to your basement and listen\r
(youre gonna ****in check this out)\r
[00:42.89]Lesson Three: Get a job at a label; \r
[00:44.44]switch demos with Canibus\r
[00:45.52]and put yours on the owners table (here listen!)\r
[00:47.13]Lesson Four: Know you heard this before\r
[00:49.59]\"Hey let me get your number; \r
[00:50.87]Ill call you tomorrow, for sure!\"\r
[00:52.46]Dont act like a fan -- you wanna get signed?\r
[00:54.38]Get the whitest A&R you can find\r
[00:55.95]Pull him aside and rap as wack as you can\r
[00:57.74]Lesson Five: Get a hook-up at Jive\r
[01:00.00]Dress up like \r
[01:01.26]and have them come see you perform live\r
[01:03.08]And thats the key, but when you see me on the street; \r
[01:05.71]I aint givin you shit bitch \r
[01:06.97]dont even bother askin me (get away from me)\r
[01:08.49]Toilet water splashes me right in the ass when Im spittin\r
[01:11.31]cause Im always shittin when \r
[01:12.60]Im rappin like Master P (UNNNGGGGH!)\r
[01:13.76]Got a blowjob from Paula Jones, \r
[01:15.62]and stuffed it so far in her mouth\r
[01:17.27]my balls broke both of her collarbones (OWW!)\r
[01:18.53]Told Mya this shit was all about me-ah (\"Its all about me..\")\r
[01:21.38]Gave Alyssa Milano syphillis, \r
[01:22.86]mono and gonorrhea (\"Youre a dick!\")\r
[01:24.66]And all three of my main girls said SEE-YA\r
[01:26.30]Cause Brandy and Monica walked in \r
[01:27.90]and caught me ****in Aaliyah(What? Oh my God!) \r
[01:29.10]I splish splash while Im takin a bath\r
[01:31.28]Grab a handful of pills, \r
[01:32.44]break em in half, \r
[01:33.56]take em and laugh\r
[01:34.18]White trash\r
[01:35.14]****in your wife in the ass (\"Oh! Ooh Shady! Oooh!\")\r
[01:36.56]While youre out siphoning gas \r
[01:37.78]for your lawnmower to cut the grass\r
[01:39.47]So if I hurt your self-esteem\r
[01:40.65]and you get dissed too bad [Yo why you diss me?]\r
[01:41.95]You know I just be sayin that to get you mad\r
[01:44.63]And when I rap about a buncha shit you wished you had [A big dick!]\r
[01:47.08]You know I just be sayin that to get you mad\r
[01:49.68]\"I cant listen to that song, that shits too sad!\"\r
[01:52.43]You know I just be sayin that to get you mad\r
[01:54.98]\"Hell never make it, his wrist is slit too bad!\" [Nurse! Nurse!]\r
[01:57.63]You know I just be sayin that to get you mad\r
[02:00.80]What a wonderful day; \r
[02:01.60]I should go outside and play\r
[02:03.19]Aint no need to sit inside the house and hibernate\r
[02:05.81]Hi Renee! (Oh hi!) \r
[02:07.03]I was just about to toss a live grenade\r
[02:08.74]in your driveway (WHAT?) and drive away (* car peels out *)\r
[02:10.88]Are you afraid of a blade made of a razor with AIDS\r
[02:13.05]Blood drippin from it, \r
[02:14.42]rippin your stomach like a paper mache\r
[02:15.84]You talk a lotta shit, \r
[02:17.47]but you was never ill though\r
[02:18.65]Im sick enough to beat you to death with a feather pillow\r
[02:20.86]Tipped over some cows, \r
[02:22.48]just for a joke and a laugh (MOOOOO!)\r
[02:23.76]Jumped up, choked a giraffe, \r
[02:25.20]snapped his neck and broke it in half\r
[02:26.71]Wagin wars, went on stage and sprayed Cage with +Agent Orange+\r
[02:30.14]And wiped my ass with his page in Source (Here!)\r
[02:32.10]The demon is here, steamin this year\r
[02:34.20]I rip [*Mystikals*] voicebox out, \r
[02:35.94]scream in his ear (AHHHHHH!)\r
[02:37.36]Its not a gimmick bitch, its an image I live it\r
[02:39.19]Give a ****? I dont know what a **** is to give it\r
[02:41.94]\"Yeah I dont think this guy is well..\" Im high as hell\r
[02:44.56]Ill beat you with a live cat \r
[02:45.86]when Im swinging him by his tail\r
[* impersonating Method Man *]\r
[02:47.98]Ill ****in, Ill ****in\r
[02:49.96]Lay your nuts on the dresser\r
[02:51.31]Just your nutsack by itself\r
[02:52.88]And bang them shits with a spiked bat\r
[02:54.70]Cut your neck off and sew your head right back\r
[02:57.04]And leave you like that\r
[02:58.40]You just triggered the prick who just mixed liquor\r
[03:00.54]Whos itchin to leave you disfigured \r
[03:02.06]and stiffer than Chris-topher\r
[03:03.26]Reeves, I was teething with strep throat\r
[03:05.27]while your mother was breastfeeding\r
[03:06.63]And gave her the flesh-eating disease\r
[03:08.57]Im iller than takin a hammer and beatin your knees\r
[03:11.02]and walkin through South Central L.A., bleedin in jeans\r
[03:13.35](Am I a Blood or a Crip?) \r
[03:14.29]Wakin up the next day in breathin machines\r
[03:16.38]Flashin back to being shot and repeatin the scenes\r
[03:18.87]on how you just got smoked, and if you do live\r
[03:21.16]Youll be too scared to tell it, like a Biggie and Pac joke\r
[03:24.06]So if I hurt your self-esteem and you get dissed too bad\r
[03:26.59]You know I just be sayin that to get you mad\r
[03:28.94]And when I rap about a fat bitch that you wished you had\r
[03:31.53]You know I just be sayin that to get you mad\r
[03:34.26]\"I cant listen to that song, that shits too sad\"\r
[03:36.92]You know I just be sayin that to get you mad\r
[03:39.50]\"Hell never make it, his wrist is slit too bad\"\r
[03:42.01]You know I just be sayin that to get you mad\r
[03:44.92]\r
[03:47.19]I know that makes you real mad, dont it? (uh-huh)\r
[03:50.81]Thats right, Slim Shady (yup) Sway & Tech\r
[03:55.00]Sprayin wreck (bitch)\r
[03:57.61]And we dont give a heck (uh-uh)\r
[03:58.79]or a damn.. or a ****.. or a shit\r
[04:04.12]So suck my mother****in dick\r
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[04:11.83]-= Eminem - Get U Mad =-\r
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